September 28, 2026 · grandma
Grandma Pie (Thin Sheet-Pan Pizza)
Regional guide — we haven't cooked this one yet
The thin, garlicky, no-fuss sheet pan pizza — minimal proofing, cheese under the sauce, and the fastest route from dough to dinner for a crowd.
- Prep
- 20 min
- Cook
- 18 min
- Total
- 2 hr 8 min
- Rest / Ferment
- 1 hr 30 min
- Servings
- 12 squares
The grandma pie is the sheet-pan pizza for people who decided on pizza two hours ago, not two days ago. Thin, garlicky, cheese hiding under the sauce — and the easiest way to feed a crowd on short notice.
This is a kitchen-oven pan pizza — a half-sheet pan won’t fit a compact outdoor oven like the Ninja Woodfire.
Ingredients
Instructions
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Quick dough
Mix and knead 6 minutes, rise 1 hour. Grandma pie's whole identity is impatience — it was invented by grandmothers who weren't waiting around for a long proof.
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Garlic-oil the pan
Stir the grated garlic into the pan oil and coat a half-sheet pan. Stretch the dough to the corners, resting once if needed. Proof only 30 minutes — this is a THIN pie, not a Sicilian.
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Cheese first, then sauce
Mozzarella straight on the dough, edge to edge, then the crushed tomato sauce in dollops and stripes over the cheese. Inverting the layers keeps the thin crust from going soggy.
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Bake
Bake in your kitchen oven at 475°F on the lowest rack, 16–18 minutes, until the underside is golden-fried from the garlic oil and the sauce has concentrated.
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Finish and square it up
Basil, pecorino, one more thread of oil. Cut into little squares — grandma pie is meant to disappear three squares at a time.